madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

(Source: curseofthefanartlords, via mischievousmelany)

brakechecks:

" you’re gonna have that tattoo for the rest of your life"

Wow really?

I didn’t..

are you serious?

(via marvelousmks)

This picture makes me feel profoundly awkward. Like, why are you tryna make out with a piece of rock?

This picture makes me feel profoundly awkward. Like, why are you tryna make out with a piece of rock?

(Source: dope-shiettt, via projectmeritbadge)

Tags: awkward

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

(via quintessentials)

I feel tired and drained. I just need to recharge.

Tags: personal

cutebabe:

celesgami:

OKAY NO

EVERYONE TAKE THIS FUCKING QUIZ RIGHT NOW

IM LITERALLY ANGRY ABOUT HOW ACCURATE IT IS FUCK THIS THING ALL I DID WAS CLICK ON COLORS ??? HO W DOES I TKNOW FRICK

this is the most fucking terrifyingly accurate personality test ive ever taken in my entire life like??? what. the fuck

(via fireeyedgirl)

Tags: holy shit

porpentine:

i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together

(via fireeyedgirl)

Most fun zodiac signs to least

thebeautifulstars-astrology:

Leo & Gemini ( it’s a tie )
Sagittarius
Aries
Pisces
Libra
Aquarius
Scorpio
Cancer
Taurus
Virgo
Capricorn

(via hemlockquartet)

carl-thecreator:

Drink hella water, eat hella fruit

(via fireeyedgirl)

levianity:

I’m a punk and I’m adorable.

levianity:

I’m a punk and I’m adorable.